Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.