Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.