Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname