Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.