Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull