What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.