Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Snow White Cherry Jokes More Snow White Cherry Jokes

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.