Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Snow White Cherry Jokes More Snow White Cherry Jokes

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.