Bruised Lee
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Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
You never know if your gums are bruised.
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Apparently
General Lee speaking.
She was feeling Sleepy.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because 7, 10, 11.
because 7 ate 9.
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
Snow White's cherry.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
