Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!