Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!