Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!