Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.