Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill