Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.