Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill