What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns