What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun