What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast