What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun