What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun