Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.