Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.