Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.