Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer