Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers