Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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She diabeetus!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer