Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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You use tulips.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers