Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
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A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
A: With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Cherpies.
Because of the .
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
He was gelded.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
A Country
28 29's
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Kitchen
Spelling.
The smell of their fingers.
Finger it really well.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
You check its logbook
