Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
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A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
A: With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
Kim Jong Un.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Snout about!
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
The www.izard of Oz.
Because it had postage dew.
I came early.
Because magic is stupid.
A Juand
A journalist.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
none, just upgrade to windows
