Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!