Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie