Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!