Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.