Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.