Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie