What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.