What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.