What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.