What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.