What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!