How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?