How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.