What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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He got shot down.

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."