Brigham Young"
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
He was all over his wife at the parade
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
A dogwood!!
Soul
We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."