How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.