What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !