What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.