What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.