How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.