How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".