How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!