Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.