Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D