Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper