Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!