Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!