Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth