Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"