How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

4chan Jokes More 4chan Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Trigger Warning Jokes More Trigger Warning Jokes

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.