What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.