What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"