Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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The ones with Jam in

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He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

When driving through fog what should you use?

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype