Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Stereotype Jokes More Stereotype Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.