He stopped believing in stereotypes.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Because they were using a Berner Phone.
He force quit.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He thought they were a delivery service
Urine trouble.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They don't believe in higher power.
Phony
A: boombox
On a boombox.
A stereotype