What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!