What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble