What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!