What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.