What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.