What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"