What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."