Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
It only allows 140 characters
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
All white, all white, all white.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
It's been feeling drained
A sink.
