Whats 1+0?

Babies

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.