Whats your first wish?

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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