Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!
The taste.
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
A Lot.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
A gf gif gift grift
In a joint account
I wish his hands were made of stone."
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A misogenie.
Sweepstakes.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
