What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.