What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned