Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund