Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.