Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund