Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.