Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.