Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection