Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.