A pilot, you racist!
Hose A and Hose B.
Jos and Hose-B
Because it's grounded.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Because they can LIFT
Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.
A white Christmas.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)