What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !