What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

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We still have drugs!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).