What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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A bunion.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!