What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!