What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!