What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!