What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!