What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!