Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
He didn't wrap his Whopper
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!