Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift