Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !