Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!