Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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He didn't wrap his Whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!