Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!