Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift