Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!