What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!