What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!