What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.