What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.