Margarita Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!