What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.