What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!