What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.