What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

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I do.

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What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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moo-tilated.

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Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!