What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!