What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.