What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!