What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P