What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time