What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia