What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P