What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.