Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.