Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).