Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's