Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position