Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

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Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position