How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed