How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.