How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.