Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears