Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!