Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!