Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.