What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there