What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there