Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Nun
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Because he ate his pillow.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
The lips are moving
His lips are moving.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
