What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.