How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.