What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.